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Escort Etiquette:

Escorts don't sell sex.

Escorts don't talk about sex.

Leave the money on the dresser in plain view.

Don't talk about sex.

Have ID available on the dresser, or available.

In
order to enjoy the services of an escort, you need to learn how to
discuss their services correctly. In order to discuss anything
intelligently, you need knowledge. Escorts do not sell sex! As a matter
of fact, you can pretty much insure a really bad experience with any
escort if you ask her how much it would cost to have sex with you.

Leave
your money on the dresser. All escorts will tell you what they expect
in pay, before they get there. So don't make the escort ask you for
money.
Don't talk about sex!

Have your ID available, if asked,
for the escort to examine if she/he chooses. If you don't trust your
escort enough to see your ID, then you need to look elsewhere for
companionship. Escorts will be so much more comfortable with you and
you will have a better experience if you follow this advice.

Enjoy your date.

Privacy vs. Verification:

You
need to have anonymous email accounts for the internet, you need to use
aliases for chat with that great looking transvestite you have a crush
on, but you need to allow escorts to verify who you are.

If an
escort can not determine that you are not a form of oppressive puritan
society, then they either cannot see you, or they take a chance on
meeting an undesirable client, or a member of some kind of harrassing
government agency.

This just makes everything more expensive, and
less pleasant. If your escort never has to deal with no-shows, police,
bad apples of any kind, then she/he will provide better service, and
will be less expensive.

What's the real cost?

This is why I think escorts are the best value in the world for adult companionship.

A typical date with a woman/man that is as attractive as escorts usually are consists of very expensive components.

Clean Car $15.00

Tank of Gas $20.00

Flowers $35.00

Dinner w/ Wine $100.00

Comedy Club w/ Drinks $75.00

Cost = $245.00

Result= Hug and now you have to play the game for 2-3 weeks!

Anyways, you make the call....Escorts are a tremendous value.

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