Laney

PLEASE NOTE:  I am currently a full time college student, and because of this my time to "play" is very limited.  I am unable to travel except for very limited occasions, and mainly work in Grand Rapids, MI doing outcall ONLY at this time.  Please remember, though, that I LOVE every chance I am able to meet new people and have some fun, and will try my very best to make my schedule as flexible as possible - and will work with you to find a meeting time that will work for both of us!!

I am 33 years old, and my astrological sign is Cancer, which is very fitting.

I am 6'0" and 220 lbs. My dress size is 22W and my measurements are 48 DDD. My hair is long, brown and wavy, and my eyes are blue. I wear a size 11 shoe.

My favorite colors are purple, green, black and brown; and my favorite flowers are Poppies, Lily's, Iris' and Daisies. My favorite perfume is Ici. I love 'The Pogues' and 'The Pixies', Angeline Jolie, Vin Diesel, George Carlin, Carlos Mencia, and good music. I love all kinds of music, as long as it's good (including, but not limited to; classical, country, pop, opera, heavy metal and alternative) - horse back riding, and riding on the back of a motorcycle! I love to take road trips, but I much prefer to be the passenger. I love to go to casinos (although I only play the slots for a short period of time while I'm there), and I love an honest person, as I am very honest myself.

I don't watch a lot of television, but when I do, I watch a lot of CSI (in all it's incarnations), Charmed, NCIS, House, Sanctuary, Numb3rs, and Dr. Who. I love to read, and I read just about anything, as long as it's well written. Two of my favorite authors are Stephen King and Piers Anthony, but my interests are not just in the genre's they write. I'm fairly eclectic, and I think that contributes to a lot of what makes me such an ideal companion -- I'm able to asimilate and have a good time no matter who I'm with. I'm just as comfortable at a car show as I am at a five star restaurant. I do not drink alcohol, and to be honest my absolute favorite thing to drink is coffee (Beaners...now known as Bigby's... is my absolute favorite). In lieu of that, I really love an ice cold Diet Pepsi.

I do not do drugs, and I refuse to be around them. If you have them when I arrive, or bring them to my location a few things will / may happen. I will keep the money for my time and companionship for the trouble and grief you've caused me by bringing that kind of stuff into a situation that involves me - yes, this applies whether you've just walked in the door or not. If you bring drugs into any situation involving me, you forfeit any and all respect and courtesy I may usually extend to people. I may hit you. I will also have no qualms about calling the police. I have no tolerance at ALL for illegal drugs.

Somethings I don't like are poor hygiene, snobby and/or mean people, people who abuse children, animals and women, liars and people that don't have any respect for their fellow human beings. It's my firm belief that it takes far less energy (and is a lot nicer) to be pleasant from the "get go" then to start off on the wrong foot and try to work ones way up from there.

I have beautifully pedicured feet and manicured hands, extremely soft, pale skin, discreet tattoos, and a curvy body that's full of all the right curves for a gentleman to hold on to. I am just right for the discerning gentleman who likes the feel of a real woman on his arm for a night on the town or an intimate time together.

Some of my hobbies include reading, writing, playing pool, bowling, watching movies, listening to music, rambling around a museum for hours, going to zoos, being in nature and enjoying myself, swimming, going to the ballet, and walking - and just about anything else that involves having fun! I'm a pretty simple girl, and very easily pleased by the simple things in life.

I always make sure my clients needs are fully taken into account. I'm 33 years old, but have been told I look younger, and have short hair (I donated a foot to locks of love this summer!) that is red in color, and blue eyes. I offer body-rubs, companionship, or just a friendly ear to listen if you need some company and attention. I'm up for just about anything you could possibly imagine, but if I don't do it, I'll be very upfront about letting you know. As if you couldn't have guessed, I'm very honest and straightforward -- and very blunt and to the point as well. That rarely happens, however. If there's anything you're unsure about, just ask. You'll probably be very surprised by my answer. Please remember to not ask me any explicit questions of a sexual nature. The fees you pay are for my companionship ONLY!

I do not offer sex for money. Your fees cover the time for my companionship (and possibly travel fees) ONLY! -- NOT for sex. If you're looking for sex for money - LOOK ELSEWHERE!!! Whatever happens beyond the time paid for is purely a matter of personal choice and personal preference between two or more consenting adults of legal age. It is not contracted for nor is it requested to be contracted for or compensated for in any manner. I do reserve the right to refuse to see anyone.

Also, please take the time to throughly read my website - including the F.A.Q.'s  - before contacting me for a booking.  

I take a lot of time in order to insure my website is well put together and informative and to answer any questions that you may have. Please respect my time and yours before contacting me with any questions.